so is it “keep Austinites gay curious” now? cause that would only be my favorite thing.
it’s time for another exciting round of “find travis county”
“Find Travis County” is my favourite thing.
have this strider porn
God damn just when I thought this night couldn’t get any better, I’m faced with top-shelf Stridercest? What beautiful bros, holy shit rock that futon guys, bless you both. the lank and relaxation and light touches and dave you ended up fully stripped and bro didn’t break a sweat hahahah
mm yes good <3
Dirk’s loud groan was muffled as Jake’s grip on his hair kept his head pressed roughly against the soft comforter of their bed. Jake’s hips were pistoning back and forth, his cock pushing deep inside with each forward thrust, causing Dirk to whine and shudder beneath him.
Jake was really using his superior strength to his advantage, and between his iron grip on Dirk’s hip with one hand and the hair he had fisted in the other, Dirk was helpless under his grasp. Dirk enjoyed having the upper hand in any given situation, but when Jake decided to take matters into his own hands like this it made Dirk go weak in the knees.
Jake knew it too, “Criminey, Dirk. You feel so good, ahh…” he said, grunting as he pushed in deep, the muscles of his thighs quivering with exertion.
All Dirk could do was clutch the bedsheets and hold on for dear life as Jake drove into him over and over again. His mouth opened and closed uselessly as he gasped and groaned, trying to buck his hips both back against Jake’s and also towards the edge of the bed to find some relief for his neglected erection, which was bobbing helplessly between his legs.
Jake was merciless, however - his grip on Dirk’s hips keeping them in place as he fucked Dirk raw. Dirk tensed and strained against the hold Jake had on him but it was useless. The comforter absorbed another loud moan as Jake thrust in deep again. Dirk reached blindly backwards to grab at Jake’s hips.
Feeling the skin under his fingers and how the muscles there flexed as Jake moved inside him was almost enough to undo Dirk right there. His nerves were lighting up like firecrackers at the way Jake was spreading him open with each thrust. It felt good, so so good, but there was also another pleasure to be found in how sore he felt. In how good it felt that Jake was using him like this for his own pleasure.
Dirk could feel Jake’s movements getting more and more erratic and knew he must be getting close. “Come on, Jake,” Dirk managed to gasp out, arching his back and pressing his hips back as best he could, “F-fuck! That’s it.”
Jake grunted and tensed before abruptly pulling out of Dirk, who gasped at the sudden loss. Jake’s fingers gripped Dirk’s hair and then yanked his head back as he continued to rut himself against Dirk - this time sliding his cock against the cleft of Dirk’s ass which was still flushed and swollen from earlier abuse at Jake’s hands.
Dirk bit back a groan at the feeling of Jake’s cock against his sensitive skin. Behind him he could still feel Jake’s hips working against him, and after only a few erratic thrusts, Jake was shouting out Dirk’s name and coming over his ass and lower back in hot, wet streaks.
Jake’s grip loosened as he went boneless from orgasm and Dirk shivered as he felt the mess Jake had made cooling on his overheated skin. His own erection was still aching for some kind of contact, anything to relieve the pressure that was building up underneath his skin.
“Jake, please,” he whined, attempting to move his hips only to find Jake’s grip still frustratingly strong.
Jake slumped forward, his chest pressing into Dirk’s back as he clumsily kissed the skin that was visible above the wrinkled collar of Dirk’s shirt. Dirk sighed and arched back into the touch as the hand that had been keeping his hips still dipped forward to finally wrap around his straining erection.
It only took a few short strokes before Dirk was coming hard against the side of the bed, making an embarrassingly high noise in the back of his throat. Jake held him close as he shivered through his release, murmuring comforting nonsense into the sweaty skin of Dirk’s neck.
there have been a lot of dirks lately because orange is my favorite color
Has nobody made this porn parody yet?
I thought surely..someone had?
hNNNG I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG
[…] or maybe someone putting on a show, sprawled out while their partner’s all worked up but can’t touch (maybe restrained?) […]
I think I’ve got a few other suggestions covered with this one; seems to be a pretty popular thing :>
shoulda added the septum ring shea, shoulda dont it.
there need anything else sir david
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